I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.


(via maliciousmelons)


the world is a different kind of place when you’re in love


Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

the irony in this post is on point.

what’s frustrating as an individual, at least for me personally, in the lgbtq community is that people make such a spectacle of it when then meet one [of us].

acting as if they almost need to announce that, vocally and repeatedly, as if they’re saying “i accept you even though you’re different.”

while at the same time conveying a message to their heterosexual counterparts “hey here’s a gay come
check it out.”

1. we’re all humans, I’m no different than you.
2. just on the tiny scale of this conversation, you are instituting that homosexuals are very different than heterosexuals.

quit hi-lighting differences; promote similarities: most people probably like sex.

it’s 2014.

im not interested in gay marriage.

cause it shouldn’t be any different than a union of a man and a woman. you dont say you’re going to a black wedding, or to go see two interracials exchange vows.

marriage is marriage and should be the same for everyone; and yeah even down to the fucking title.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)